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"A Funny Thing Happen on the Way to the Smithsonian" Christmas Special

This takes place when our two retired-military personnel, John Rockwell and Dmitri Gavlik, were cleaning Discovery and Enterprise at the NASA Space and Air Museum. John is on Discovery, on top of the cargo doors with a cleaning mop, and Dmitri is on Enterprise, on the right wing, with a scrubbing brush. "Hey Dmitri since its Christmas, we should do our own Christmas song" said John. Dmitri just kept on cleaning but replied, "What do you have in mind." John thought about this and said "How about Jingle Bells NASA style?" The shuttles weren't really paying attention to their conversations because they normally talk about past military tactics and victories. But the moment they said they should do a Christmas song, NASA style, they couldn't help but chime into the conversation. "That sounds like this could turn out interesting" said Discovery. "Or it could turn out very badly. Have you ever heard Enterprise sing? He makes Lady Gaga look like an Opera singer" said Dmitri laughing. Enterprise didn't take to kindly at this, so he leaned to his right causing Dmitri to lose his balance. He slide down the wing and came crashing down into a trash can. "What were you saying about my singing?" said Enterprise looking straight towards Dmitri. John got down with the help of Discovery. "Take it easy you two, save the pandemonium for the main story. This is just a teaser, and a Christmas special." "Could I be part of the teaser?" said a young voice. "Welcome to the party, Janeway" said John turning towards a young shuttle. Dmitri finally got out of the trash can, grumbling due to the fact that he reeked of trash. "Don't start without me; I'm going to go clean up. Be right back." Thirty minutes later Dmitri came back with only his Russian flag boxers on. "OK which one of bonehe," "HEY STOP, NO SPOILERS." John interrupted Dmitri, due to the fact that they wanted to save the best funny parts for the main story. The group including Janeway couldn't help but let out a huge laugh at Dmitri. "Oh oh ok John you think this is funny?" Dmitri took his mop bucket and dumped it on John. "Let's see how you like it." "Ok Dmitri you made your point, now I have to go cleanup" said John walking off into their office. Thirty minutes later he came out in nothing but star-spangled shorts. "Hardy har har, you guys are a hoot. Can I have my uniform back now?" "Sure here you go; I've been saving this for such an occasion" Discovery saying as she opened her cargo hold and handing them a bag. They took the bag, and Dmitri was not happy with what he saw, but John thought it would be a hoot to wear for the Christmas special. "There is no way I'm wearing this" said Dmitri. "Oh come on, it's for the Christmas special" said John. "Fine, but I'll get you back in the main story for this." John came out in a Santa costume, and Dmitri came out in another Santa costume. "I know that I'm supposed to be jolly, but this is ridiculous." "Oh quit your complaining we are only going to do this once. Hold on, you two are not in the Christmas spirit." John said looking at the two shuttles. "What are you talking about; we are in the Christmas spirit" said Enterprise. "That's not what I meant, if we have to dress up as Santa for this special so do you." As he said this Dmitri walks in with a strange looking case. The side of the case said FOR CHRISTMAS ONLY. "Hope you enjoy this, because we will." As he said this, he through the case along the floor, bumping Discovery's front wheel. The two guys grabbed Janeway, ran for their office, closing the door and sealing it. The two shuttles looked down at the case; they noticed that it was acting funny. "Uh oh" went both of them. The case emitted some sort of pulse that knocked them out. When they both woke up, Discovery was painted red, and Enterprise was painted green. "Hahaha now you two are ready for the Christmas song" said John with Janeway behind him. Dmitri exited the office laughing his head off at the two. "Let's get this over with."

Jingle Bells performed by John Rockwell, Dmitri Gavlik, Discovery, Enterprise, and Janeway

Blasting through the hanger
Inside a space shuttle
O'er the buildings we go
Screaming all the way
Our bells are ringing
Making our spirits sick
What fun it is to ride and sing
A shuttle launch tonight

Chorus:
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way.
Oh! What fun it is to give
A space shuttle a one hard time. Hey
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way.
Oh! What fun it is to give
A space shuttle a one hard time.

A day or two ago
I thought I take a ride
And as soon as I realized
I was seated on a rocket
The big thing creaked and moaned
Misfortune seemed to be inevitable
And as soon as I realized
I was blasted into space. AAHH

Chorus

Now the ground is charcoaled
We had a successful launch
Go out and party tonight
And sing this corny song
Just get a space shuttle
G-force as her speed
Hitch her to an oversize rocket
And launch her into history
Chorus

"Hey, that wasn't too bad" said Dmitri looking at the shuttles. "Not bad at all" replied Enterprise. "Now how long will this paint stay on us." "Probably till the museum opens in January" said John. The two shuttles looked at John and Dmitri angrily. "Looks like we have to run" said a very nervous looking John. Dmitri looked at John and only said "yep". "Is the boosters fueled up and ready?" "Yep" "Good, RUN FOR THE HILLS." The two made it to the modified booster. It had two pilot seats and that's it. "Initiate countdown", "countdown initiated". "Oh scrap, here they come." 3……2……1…..Launch. While they were blasting off into the distance, John and Dmitri turn to the audience and says "Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night."


From the cast from "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Smithsonian". We wish you a Merry Christmas and a happy new year.
This is a Christmas special of "A Funny Thing happened on the Way to the Smithsonian".

John Rockwell, Dmitri Gavlik, and Janeway belongs to me

"A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Smithsonian" was created by me, but :icondisco747: will be the co-creator for helping me with the info and inspiration for this comedy story.
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Dude you should write a New Years story. :)